01 / PHOTOGRAPH
A perfectly ordinary photograph.
NO FIXED ASSIGNMENT
You’re here because
you’re interesting.
You’ll know when I’m recording.
SELECTED FRAGMENTSFragments of a life in journalism
AN INCOMPLETE COLLECTION, BY DESIGN
02 / MOVING IMAGE
[ 03 : APPROXIMATE TESTIMONIALS ]
“He’s just like Hunter S. Thompson.”— PEOPLE WHO WANT TO WORK WITH ME
“He’s just like Hunter S. Thompson.”— PEOPLE WHO NEVER WANT TO AGAIN
03 / REVIEWS
Mixed, apparently.
04 / PRINT
There used to be a paper.
[ 05 : WORDS ]
An entire story.
Or a paragraph
that escaped one.
ESSAYS · REPORTING · UNFINISHED BUSINESS
05 / WRITING
Room for the longer things.
New things appear here when they appear here. No publishing schedule.
Know somebody
interesting?
COMMISSION AN INVESTIGATION
TERMS OF ENGAGEMENTSTRICTLY BUSINESS
The only mysteries I ever solve are personal.
But I’m willing to take a crack at yours.
MY RATES ARE
EXTRAORDINARY.
$100,000 / QUARTER
An expense account for meals and hotel rooms. A briefcase full of twenties is preferred.
Copy arrives when I’m through with it.
I choose the music. I don’t want to hear a word about my smoking.
Grow up.
COUNTEROFFERS CONSIDERED.
OFFER ME LESS
Available for interviews, unexpected stories, and occasional collaborations.
PLEASE DON'T SEND A PRESS RELEASE.